Ram falls in luv with a nurse... After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: "I luv u sister."

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WIFE : I wish I was a newspaper, so I'd be in ur hands all day.
HUSBAND : I too wish that u were a newspaper, so I could have a new one everyday

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A girl proposed to Ramji and he denied simply saying that in our family, we marry only our relatives. My mom married my dad , my uncle married my aunt and so on. So please excuse me !!!!!

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An army sergeant told Suresh to go to the end of the line. He did, but then returned.
"I thought I told you to go to the end of the line," barked the sergeant. "Why did you come back?"
"Because there's already somebody there!"

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Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap.

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The Smiths were dining out when his wife noticed a familiar face at the bar.
"Honey," she said as she pointed the guy out, "That guy at the bar has been drinking like that since I left him seven years ago."
Her husband said, "That's silly, no one celebrates that much!"